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The Sasquatch that Botched Hopscotch

"The Sasquatch That Botched Hopscotch" by award wining songwriter Max Tell has won Honorable Mention in the May/June 2014 American Songwriter Lyric Contest, AmericanSongwriter.com.

A Sasquatch that Botched Hopscotch

Hip-hop and Hopscotch

Hip-hop and Hopscotch

Hip-hop and Hopscotch

Danced by a Sasquatch.

                  G                           D

I watched a Sasquatch with a stopwatch

       C                             G

At a sweet shop, sipping soda pop.

                  G                                D

I watched a Sasquatch gumming gumdrops,

            D7                           G

Dancing Hip-hop in her flip-flops.

CHORUS:

      D

But have you (slow)

D                                                G

Ever watched a Sasquatch botch hopscotch? (fast)

D

Have you (slow)

D                                                G

Ever watched a Sasquatch botch hopscotch? (fast)

I’ve watched a Sasquatch as she window-shopped

For a halter-top and a tank top.

I’ve watched a Sasquatch in a beauty shop

Watching hotshots on her laptop.

CHORUS:

      D

But have you (slow)

D                                                G

Ever watched a Sasquatch botch hopscotch? (fast)

D

Have you (slow)

D                        C   D              G

Ever watched a Sasquatch fail? (fast)

BRIDGE:

                  C        G

But did she giiiiive up?

             C        G

Did she giiiiive up?

G        D    G

Never, no, never.           

      D                        G

She never gave up.

       D                             G

This Sasquatch is now a hot-sot

   C    G          D       G

a top-notch at hop - scotch.

BRIDGE:

            C        G

Did she giiiiive up?

            C        G

Did she giiiiive up?

D              G

Never, no, never.

      D                        G

She never gave up.